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A Zombie is a being that has died and then risen from the dead. They are otherwise known as the "Living Dead" or the "Undead". They commonly appear in horror novels and movies. Though thought to not exist, it appears that there have been recent zombie sightings.
Appearence
Zombies (Human) have the same body shape as living humans. However, their skin is greenish or yellowish color and pieces of flesh tend to fall of any part of the body. Their eyes are set far into the skull and are permanently bloodshot.
A drawing of a Zombie.
Their fingernails have grown and may even be classed as claws and Zombies are not exponentially stronger than the living. They are weaker, they have no superpowers, they are just as nonpowered as we are.
Nature
Zombies are always violent and are usually searching for living brains and flesh to eat. The reason behind this is yet to be discovered. Zombies appear and attack in very large groups and are never alone, unless that Zombie is the only one. They are not aware of these groups. They accidentally make these groups. They have no hiarchy. They are unphased by most obstacles (They don't even notice, they only notice the meal on the other side) but can't destroy them with ease. A Zombie will persue it's objective until it no longer exists.
How to fight Zombies
Zombies are very dim-witted and are easily outsmarted by almost anyone. The best thing to do is to take advantage of their very slow speed and run to find weapons, or to set traps that can catch groups of at least 8 at a time. When a weapon is in one's possession it is advised to take away the most dangerous parts of a Zombie's anatomy. The head and/or the hands. If a Zombie manages to scratch someone they will be fatally wounded. The same goes for a Zombie bite. First-aid may not work well enough to keep the victim alive until the end of the attack.
Take any form of bat/club or anything that is long or sharp. Try to knock off body part is this order:
- Head (This Kills Them! Keep that in mind!)
- Arms/Hands
- Feet
- Anything else
After the head is knocked off a Zombie will not still be able to move. But the head will still be alive, so take caution and try to get as far away as possible from the head.
Another strategy is to set Zombies on fire. This will kill any Zombie with ease. Try to incorparate fire with traps. This is the best way to set Zombies aflame. Another thing to keep in mind is that they aren't smart, if a wall is between you and it, the Zombie will try to climb it despite their inablity to climb anything above 6 feet. They can not learn, they can't think or do anything with the brain other then move and eat.
Powers & Abilities
They have the strength, speed, movement, and endurance of immortality, however their weak mental capacity limits their physical prowess.
NOTE
Impaling a Zombie is ineffective. Template:Vodou
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